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- We're getting paid for being YouTubers, aren't we? - Yes.
- But if we were told we're YouTubers' pros,
- wouldn't we be humble and say we're not? - I guess you could say that.
- It's hard to define what a "pro" is,
- but if you're paid, you're considered a "pro" at that moment,
- and if you have amazing skills, you're considered a "pro".
- It's good to be recognized as a "pro". - That's right.
- You can't say you're a "pro" proudly, but you can say you're a "pro" intellectually.
- Oh, I see.
- But we also want to find something that we can say we're "pros" in terms of our amazing skills.
- But you can't say you're a "pro" if you've been working hard since you were little or if you're still working hard now.
- That's what a "pro" is.
- You can't say you're a "pro" if you've been working hard since you were little or if you're still working hard now.
- No, you can't say you're a "pro" if you've been working hard since you were little or if you're still working hard now.
- But if you have 5 seconds, you can say you're a "pro".
- 5 seconds?!
When we're shooting videos on YouTube,
- we usually upload them in under 20 minutes. - That's right.
- But we actually shoot for an hour. - Oh, I see.
And we connected all of those scenes together,
- and we were able to make a 20-minute-long video. - Yeah.
With that technology,
we thought, "Wow! That was super fast!"
- and we thought we could say we're "professionals" - I see!
- Then we were proud and said we can say we're "professionals" in just 5 seconds. - Yeah!
- Today was our first day. - Yeah.
- We were actually going to be "professionals" today. - Yeah, we were.
- But we practiced once, right? - Yeah.
So, we're going to show you
how much we practiced before we started practicing.
I don't know when it'll be,
but when you say, "We shot a "professional" video in 5 seconds,"
we're going to say, "Wow! You really look like a "professional"
- and compliment you. - Yeah.
Why are you laughing?
Hey! If you think this video won't be completed, all of you!
Because we came up with this idea months ago!
To be honest, I also practiced a lot and broke my heart a couple of times,
but I want you to acknowledge this video as "professional"
- in the morning of its release. - Yeah.
But there's a 7 or 8 percent chance
that we'll say, "Wow! This video looks like a "professional" and end it.
- That's high! - "Professional" might be released at the end of the year.
It's higher than 7 or 8 percent!
I think so, too.
So, we're going to show you what we did
- and show you what we practiced. - Okay.
I want to be a professional pianist, so I'm going to practice for 5 seconds.
Let's see how I practice for the first time.
Hello, this is my team.
This time, I decided to be a professional pianist because I wanted to be a professional pianist for only 5 seconds.
It's cool, isn't it?
When I was little, my parents taught me how to play the piano.
It's very difficult for me to start a new lesson now, but I thought I could do it for about 5 seconds.
There are a lot of notes that you should choose an easy-to-understand and difficult song.
Oh, that song is difficult. Well, I can only play for 5 seconds.
I think you should say that.
I've heard rumors that this song is difficult in my life so far.
So I bought a score for a song called "fantasy improvisation song" from Japan.
As you can see, it's very short.
I can't read it because of my handwriting!
Because you have to press this key and this key, and then you have to press this key.
You have to put your fingers like this.
At first, I repeated this.
It's difficult, but I think I can do it now.
You can do it if you challenge it.
I see.
Yes, like that.
Yes.
Then, Ryo.
Yes, it's me.
Well, I was forced to do it.
It's a dance, but...
You were forced?
Well, you told me to do the dance.
Which one?
No, it was all of you.
At the planning meeting, all of you were looking at me.
You said, "The dance is you."
So, I practiced a lot of things.
The song I chose is "Dynamite".
Oh, BBM.
Yes, BBM.
It's very difficult.
I was forced to do it.
But, I practiced hard.
So, I practiced like this.
Ryo's 5-second professional challenge.
Well, I have to dance "Dynamite" like a professional for 5 seconds.
It's very difficult to do it alone.
So, I asked my teacher for help.
I'm Tatsuya Kishida, who you know.
I'm Tetsugi.
Tetsugi taught me "Dynamite" and I decided to learn it.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
You can't do it.
I was forced to do it.
Yes.
One of you thought you were the best dancer.
Yes.
So, I asked you for help.
Don't do it.
It's awkward.
What do you mean?
Well...
You girls.
What?
Hey.
It's not like that.
You're going to suffer from it.
Her name is Mizuno Erina.
Mizuno Erina.
She is very active as an actress.
She is an actress and a dancer and an actress.
Oh, my.
It's awkward.
Let's go.
Thank you for waiting.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ryo Okamura. Nice to meet you.
Well...
I really can't dance.
You look like you're having fun.
I'll show you.
Five, six, seven...
From your left foot...
One...
Two...
Three...
Wow.
You're cool.
You have five seconds.
That's right.
You have five seconds.
Thank you very much.
I'm looking forward to it.
See you later. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, Mizuno and Elina told me how to do it remotely.
That's amazing.
After this, we practiced for two hours.
The result of the last practice.
It's a result of two hours, isn't it?
Let's go.
They practiced for two hours.
Do you want me to do it again?
Let's finish it.
It's like this.
Wait a minute.
It's heavy.
You can't dance with this, can you?
The shape of dancing is the same, isn't it?
That's right.
I think it's going to be hard from now on.
I thought you practiced with me.
By having famous people cooperate with me, I was able to upload videos faster.
That's not true.
It's almost done.
It's okay.
My 5-second pro is a roller balance game such as a big clock.
It's a game where you ride on a roller and juggle.
First of all, one roller.
On top of that, a horizontal one.
And then a round one.
I'll ride on it.
If you can do it for five seconds, it's okay.
It's the first day of practice.
If you can ride it for five seconds, you'll be able to ride it.
That's right.
This is my VTR.
This is my 5-second pro.
This is a balance game that is often played at a big clock.
For the time being, I'm going to ride this one.
And then I'm going to ride the next one.
I'm going to take the style that I'm gradually doing.
1, 2, 3...
21...
22...
23...
23 seconds...
I'm improving!
I'll add one more step.
Like this...
This is how you do it.
I can't do all of them!
Yeah, yeah...
Isn't it hard?
You did a good job.
It's too hard...
No, it's better than I thought.
It's interesting...
It's self-taught, right?
I chose Shuriken because it's easy to understand.
What?
Master, it's Shuriken.
Shuriken's profile is...
Ninja.
Ninja for only 5 seconds.
What did you do in the past?
I was still a student.
What do you think will happen?
Will it be Mature?
Or Socialist?
You know...
I'll jump like this...
But...
But it's too fast.
You know...
You know what I'm talking about!
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Hello!
We are...
What did you say?
It's not set yet.
Can I do it like this?
Yes, please.
Ready...
Start!
Time's up!
What?
You did it with this hand.
I'm embarrassed as a ninja.
Don't act like a ninja.
With my independence and prejudice,
I decided to upload this video!
Let's do it!
That's all for today.
Have you ever tried to make this video useless?
No, I haven't.
That's why you said you'd do it.
You said to Shizuka facing the wall, "Okay, I'll definitely make this video useless and give it to you."
That's right.
That said, I don't care what you say.
I'm glad you ended it like this.
You!
Is it me?
I've been doing something that I definitely can't make useless.
Well, I can say that.
But you said you'd do it, so if you say you'd do it, I'll do it.
That's not me! If you say that, I'll die!
I know, it's annoying, but...
I think I'll say my conclusion at the end of the video.
Can I say it first?
Yes, please.
It was impossible!
You can't be a professional.
I can't do it at all!
Even so, we practiced this video even though we thought we would never get it right.
Yeah.
Because we practiced, we realized we couldn't do it at all.
So, I'll see you in the video tomorrow.
No, no, no!
Let me see it!
Wow!
It's really embarrassing!
It's not good!
Seriously!
Let's do it with freedom of speech!
I don't know if I should say this, but...
It didn't work!
We have no choice but to do it!
Let's do it!
I'll put it out!
It was the day of the announcement of the 5-second opera.
We took a video of it and asked everyone to watch it.
I'd like to have a one-shot match with the members who will perform at the scene.
Wow!
I think we should have taken a video in the studio where Grand Piano is located in a suit.
Please guess why we didn't do it.
Well, there are many things I want to say, but...
Anyway, please listen to my 5-second opera "Chopin's Fantasy Opera".
Yeah.
Here it is.
Chopin's Fantasy Opera
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I knew you'd do it!
You did it!
No, it's a joke!
It's not funny, is it?
You scared me!
Cute! Cute!
[What's with that face!?]
What's with that face!?
What is it!?
Don't look at me!
I see.
It's like...
I think it's overlapping.
Like, "Ah, I thought I'd evolve from level 1 to level 4 today,"
and when I woke up, I was like this.
Maybe I should've done it yesterday.
It's too difficult to talk about.
If it's a song like "Nitsumachi Bunbunburn" or something like that,
I'd be like, "Whoa!"
It'd be fun.
I wouldn't kill Chopin and Rio.
Why me!?
If you say you'll do "Betathene" in a bug suit, it'd be Tetsuya.
Damn it!
Can I go next?
Yes!
I like BTS' "Dynamite" and Kari's 5-second dance.
I'm looking forward to it the most!
For now, please watch this.
Here we go!
Dynamite
Shall we start?
Here's my practice result!
Oh, it's a little difficult.
It's difficult.
Mmm!
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm used to it now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't say I'm a professional, and I'm not bad at it either.
It's like, "Show me first!"
But I'm not that good at it.
I'm not that good at it.
The detail of the cut...
It's hard to express.
Yeah, it is.
And it takes a long time to shave it off.
Yeah.
Dynamite
Yumemaru-san, even if it's only for 5 seconds,
you look like you're having a hard time doing it.
It's easy to understand.
It's either you can do it or you can't do it.
It's a professional chance.
It's a real performance.
Wow!
I'll do my best.
"Only for 5 seconds", "Dynamite" edition.
I'd like to call the professional of "Dynamite" and practice.
Thank you for your time today.
Is it possible for a person who has ridden it once
to ride it in a combination of vertical and horizontal?
It's almost impossible.
It's impossible!
Oh, I see.
I'll put a key on it.
Wow, it makes me feel like I'm practicing.
Wow!
Can you show me?
Oh, I see.
You should look down.
You look like you're using it a lot.
No, I don't.
It's like I'm using it with my feet.
This is amazing.
First of all, you can do it while you're sitting down.
It's amazing.
Today's last challenge.
It's random, isn't it?
My legs are like this.
If you match it up, you can do it.
It's the best challenge I've done so far.
In a world like this, I was only able to practice for a long time.
Next time I practice, I'll do my best to grow up.
Thank you for today.
Thank you for having me.
It's a big game team.
It's my second practice.
And today, I'm going to use my own tools.
It's pretty difficult with my own tools.
That's right.
I found out.
Today, I'm going to make my own tools that Kaito usually uses.
It's like a production part.
It's so smooth.
It's quite different.
It's completely different.
This is what you put in between.
This one has a wider surface, so it's easier to put in.
Is it okay?
It's done.
Thank you for today's practice.
It hurts.
It's dangerous.
It's difficult.
But it's good.
You have to step on it several times.
From here, which I practiced,
you have to hold it with one hand and ride it.
I see.
What?
Don't say "what".
What are you doing?
This is it.
The location of your feet is also very important.
I'd like to hear that kind of explanation.
The professional looked at it carefully and spoke in Asphalt.
That's amazing.
Oh, it's like this today.
You look at it and do it.
I see.
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
What?
That's the only thing you shouldn't do.
I'm really sorry for the teacher.
That's the only thing you shouldn't do.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
There was a time when I said I shouldn't ride like this.
I'm sorry.
Shut up, you bastard!
Thank God!
Thank God you're alive!
I'm in pain.
You're not alive at all.
I'm not alive at all.
I stepped and broke.
I worked hard to learn how to ride like this, and I stepped and broke.
I'm sorry I did it.
I'll rip your heart out with this shuriken!
Hi, I'm from the shuriken team.
My specialty is this shuriken.
I practiced it a long time ago and I know it.
I usually throw it like this.
Then the orbit will be stable.
In my case, I have to do it with this kind of thing you often see in manga and anime.
Shut up, you bastard!
There is no way to do it on YouTube at all.
No one is doing it with this.
So I think it will be a pretty unique and awesome shape.
I think it's difficult, but let's practice it right away.
My name is Shibube.
Dangerous! Stop it!
Let's go!
Oh! I got stuck!
I got stuck, but two shots came out at the same time.
No, it doesn't work at all.
It's too difficult.
Oh, that's a good angle.
Oh, I see.
Oh, rotation is important.
If you push this forward randomly, it won't rotate, so it will look like this.
If you turn it like this, it will rotate and go straight.
Yes, that's it.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Dangerous!
Yeah.
Oh! Oh!
For the first time in my life, I got three shots.
I got three shots out of five.
Wow!
Oh, I'm sure this is better.
Oh!
It's not a side, it's an angle like this that's easy to get stuck.
You should definitely put your index finger on this groove of the shuriken and hold it with your fingers almost stuck on it.
Shoot it like this.
Yes, this is it!
This is it!
Then I would like to go.
Yes, I will somehow manage to get three shots.
Yes.
I'll turn it.
Ready, start!
Oh!
Yes!
Dang!
Ready, start!
Finished!
Three times.
This is a great point.
Certainly,
it was a software that I practiced.
Yes.
It was very beautiful.
It was very difficult.
It's amazing.
Let's take it and see it.
I haven't seen anyone.
I'm playing it anyway.
Like this!
In other words, this video is over.
Yes.
After the ending,
we will play that scene again.
Please watch it until the end.
Goodbye.
(cracking)
Wrong wrong wrong wrong
This one has wider surface so it's easier to put
(cracking)
You're having fun, Daitoge
So scary
(cracking)
Is it okay?
Done
Oh, it's done
(cracking)
Wrong wrong wrong wrong
Wrong
(laughing)
What the heck is that?
This is the only thing I can think of!
I'm so sorry, teacher!
This is the only thing I can think of!
Hey, wait!